Other funny jokes

I just hit someone.
Said no stormtrooper ever.

Job interview:
- What's your greatest weakness?
- Honesty.
- I don't think honesty is a weakness.
- I don't give a f**k what you think!

Todays to do list:
[..] Bring balance to the Force
[..] Save the Cheerleader
[..] Destroy the One ring in the Mordor
[..] Assemble the Avengers
[..] Live long and prosper

What kind of concert cost 45 cets?
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50 cent feat. Nickleback

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Africa?
A: Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Q: What is difference between me and calendar?
A: A calendar has dates.

An atom says to the other, "I've lost my electron"
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Q: What has four wheels, two doors, and flies?
A: A garbage truck!

A group of computer science majors were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture one of the men leaned over and grabbed a women's breast.
Woman: "Hey! That‘s private OK!?"
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: "But I thought we were in the same class?"