Funny Sports jokes

Q: Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?
A: Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

4 men were stranded in a desert. Suddenly, 1 of them died. The other 3 decided that the only way to survive was to eat the dead body.
The 1st man said, "I support Liverpool, so I'll eat his liver."
The 2nd man said, "I support Manchester, so I'll eat his chest."
The 3rd man said, "I support Arsenal... but I'm not very hungry!"

Q: Why do professional golfers always travel with two pairs of pants?
A: They are afraid they may get a hole in one.

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.