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A nurse noticed a man in golf attire pacing up and down outside the operating room where another golfer who had a golf ball driven down his throat, was being treated.
"Is he a relative of yours?" the nurse, stepping outside the room, asked the pacing golfer.
"No," replied the man, "That's my ball!"

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At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players,
"Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?"
The little boy nodded yes.
"So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?"
Again the little boy nodded.
"Good," said the coach, "now go over there and explain it to your mother."

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Q:Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A:He wanted to get his quarter-back!

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Q: What runs around a football field and never gets tired?
A: A fence.

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Q: What are Real Madrid fans going to do after they win the "Copa del Rey"?
A: Shut down the play-station

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Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

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I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

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Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing' in the rain!"

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Q: What's the difference between a teabag and england?
A: The teabag stays in the cup longer!

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