Skunk and a lawyer
Q: If a skunk and a lawyer both get hit by cars and are lying in the middle of the road, how do you tell them apart?
A: The skunk has skid marks in front of it.
Q: If a skunk and a lawyer both get hit by cars and are lying in the middle of the road, how do you tell them apart?
A: The skunk has skid marks in front of it.
