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Theres only one thing better than the cutest cat in the world. A Dog.
An elephant asks a camel, "Why do you have your breast on your back?" The camel says, "That's a pretty dumb question coming from someone who has a penis on his face."
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they've big fingers.
Have you heard about the elephant with diarrhea? It's all over town!
cow 1: have you heard of that mad illness that's going around?
cow 2: I'm glad we are penguins
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.