Funny Latest Jokes

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he’d kick your ass.

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

The Bible was originally titled “Chuck Norris and Friends”

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

A farmer was hosting a family feast when suddenly a dinner guest choked on a piece of turkey. The farmer immediately ran to the barn and brought back a cow. The dinner guest was saved. Why? Because the cow gave the guy the Heim Lick Maneuver!

There was a Longhorn, Bear, and a Aggie fishing in the Gulf of Mexico, when all of a sudden a hurricane appeared, and dumped the boat over. They have been dangling , hanging on for life, when a genie appeared. The genie said "Y'all have 3 wishes, only 1 wish each". Genie asked what the Longhorn's wish would be. "I wish I was in Austin". POOF!, he went to Austin. The genie asked the bear what his wish was. "I wish I was in Waco". POOF!, he went to Waco. The genie turned to the Aggie and said "Ok, what is your wish"? The Aggie said with concern, "I wish my friends were here"!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!