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Q: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
A: They are really good at it. 

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2017-04-10 12:22:36

Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A: The taste.

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2017-02-02 13:38:15

A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog replied, "but that would make no sense at all!"

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2017-02-02 13:17:01

Chuck Norris shaves with a John Deere Tractor.

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2016-09-14 09:54:51

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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2016-09-14 09:54:51

Chuck Norris taught Tiger Woods how to play golf and sleep with women.

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2016-09-14 09:54:51

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

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2016-09-14 09:54:51

If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.

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2016-09-14 09:54:51

Chuck Norris once ate a skittle and gave birth to EMINEM!

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2016-09-14 09:54:51

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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2016-09-14 09:54:51