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Three blondes are walking in the forest when they come across some tracks.
The first blonde says "These are definitely rabbit tracks."
The second blonde says "Are you crazy? These are bear tracks."
The final blonde says "You're both wrong, these are moose tracks."
They argued for hours until finally the train hit them.

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Q: Why do professional golfers always travel with two pairs of pants?
A: They are afraid they may get a hole in one.

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Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: To hide in cherry trees.

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2016-09-14 09:54:51

KNOCK, KNOCK...
Whose there?
NO BELL.
No bell who?
NO BELL! THAT'S WHY I KNOCKED!

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2016-09-14 09:54:51

Q: Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar?
A: They each got six months. 

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2016-09-14 09:54:51

Two cannibals were eating a clown.
One said to the other, "Does he taste funny to you?".

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2016-09-14 09:54:51

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is.

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2016-09-14 09:54:51

Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
A: The outside!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A:Jurassic Pork!

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2016-09-14 09:54:51

Drugs don’t kill people – people who run out of drugs kill people.

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