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Two calculators are needed to add up Chuck Norris' IQ.

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

The first ten minutes of the film "Saving Private Ryan" was loosley based on a game of dodgeball played by Chuck Norris in the 4th grade.

Chuck Norris can teach an old dog new tricks, and teach a new dog old tricks.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris' sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

Elvis called Chuck Norris the King.

Chuck Noris caught all 150 pokemon in 2.7 seconds.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.