Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma 's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.

Yo mama so fat... George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington 's nose.

Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell
Yo mama 's so ugly, she 's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.

yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

yo mama so ugly... blind
Yo mama 's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

yo mama so old... tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!

yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

yo mama so fat.. band
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver 's license says, "Picture continued on other side. "

yo mama is so fat... driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.