Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

How do you fix a woman''s watch? - It doesn''t matter. There is a clock on the oven.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog. He''ll shut up once you let him in.

What''s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that won''t do what she''s told.