Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter: Don''t worry, Sir, it''s not that hot!

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?""What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"1st customer: "I''ll have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"(Waiter exits, returns)Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"

Waiter, waiter, do you have frog''s legs?Certainly, Sir!Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can''t eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.