"Please, ma''am! How do you spell ichael?" The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don''t you mean Michael?" she asked. "No, ma''am. I''ve written the ''M'' already."

School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.

How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That''s wrong. That''s what you asked for, isn''t it?

First witch: Here''s a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don''t know when to stop.

The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. "Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan," he replied. "How do you spell that?" asked the manager. "Er ? sir ? er ? can''t you just put it down without spelling it?"