Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.

Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won''t blow away?A: Root position cords.

Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.

Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."

Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It''s all in the grip.