What brings the monster''s babies? The Frankenstork.

Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn''t even entered.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.

What did one of Frankenstein''s ears say to the other? I didn''t know we lived on the same block.

How did Frankenstein''s monster eat his lunch?He bolted it down.