Men
Jokes :
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Men at 35..
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of
35 think of? Dating children.
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention
of driving.
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: "This place is a mess C 'mon, you
and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor,
and you 'll have no clothes to wear, if we don 't do laundry
right now! "What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah,
C 'mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, blah,
blah, on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes blah,
blah, blah, blah, right now !
why
Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went
it would be hell!
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat!
We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!
blonde
Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand
them!
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