After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.She showed him a bottle costing $50.00."That''s a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00."That''s still quite a bit," Tim complained.Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle."What I mean," said Tim, "is I''d like to see something really cheap."The clerk handed him a mirror.

Why did King Kong join the army?To learn about gorilla warfare.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?He found time-consuming.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue."