What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil''s food cake and Boo-berry pie.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?He was going as a banana.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there''s lots of school spirit!

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.

What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.