A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn''t all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don''t want to miss the four o''clock ball game.

A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don''t worry it will take just five minutes.Patient: And how much will it cost?Dentist: It''s $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist."I''m sorry sir." she replied. "He''s out right now, but...""Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"

A husband and wife entered the dentist''s office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don''t want gas or Novocain because I''m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.""You''re a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."