What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?Thanks, I''ll never part with it !

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !