What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!

What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!.