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I bought a thesaurus the other day. When it arrived, I found out all the pages were blank.
I don't have the words to express my anger.

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2017-08-02 10:57:40

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

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2017-08-02 10:43:27

A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled,
"I hope you die a long, slow, painful death."
He turned around and said,
"So, you want me to stay?"

9
2017-07-10 09:34:24

Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

7
2017-04-12 11:59:22

LSD causes users to lose weight. Obviously. You can't eat when a dragon is guarding the fridge.

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2017-04-12 11:53:40

My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

7
2017-04-10 12:33:29

Q: What is Forrest Gump's password?
A: 1FORREST1 

8.5
2017-04-10 12:27:23

Q: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
A: They are really good at it. 

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2017-04-10 12:22:36

Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A: The taste.

9.5
2017-02-02 13:38:15

A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog replied, "but that would make no sense at all!"

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2017-02-02 13:17:01